i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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