look no pants
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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