Even the bartender felt bad for me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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