This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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