So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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