People in love make me want to vomit
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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