why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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