No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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