What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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