I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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