what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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