i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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