love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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