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Nicole vs. Life
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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