don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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