well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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