All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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