He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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