I want to stick my p in your. b.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's get the cat blown out
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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