At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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