and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
last night I used snow as a chaser
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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