This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My cat gives me a boner
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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