quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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