Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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