I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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