Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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