I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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