She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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