who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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