Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
