Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is wine microwaveable?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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