found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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