what if I'm pregnant?
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i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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