You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
