Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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