Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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