At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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