While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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