there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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