scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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