she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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