Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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