this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.