he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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