oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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