3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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