Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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