coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
love makes seman taste better
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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