Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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