Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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