Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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