You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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