why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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