went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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