I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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