I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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